High as Fuck Muscle Shirt
the ultimate choice for those moments of self-reflection… literally. It’s perfect for capturing that trippy “is this really happening?” vibe. With a structured fit and clean lines, it’s a conversation starter for when you’re feeling philosophical—or just very, very relaxed. Trendy? Absolutely. But you might be too chill to notice.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, because your skin deserves the good stuff.
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, but not flimsy.
Thread Count: 32 singles, so it’s smooth and soft, just like you.
Fit: Relaxed, for that “I’m comfortable, but still look good” vibe.
Construction: Side-seamed for a flattering fit that won’t twist around like some cheapo tee.
Armholes: Wide and low-cut—perfect for showing off those guns (or just staying cool).
Sourced From: Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USA. So yeah, it’s been around.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste in irreverent clothing!
the ultimate choice for those moments of self-reflection… literally. It’s perfect for capturing that trippy “is this really happening?” vibe. With a structured fit and clean lines, it’s a conversation starter for when you’re feeling philosophical—or just very, very relaxed. Trendy? Absolutely. But you might be too chill to notice.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, because your skin deserves the good stuff.
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, but not flimsy.
Thread Count: 32 singles, so it’s smooth and soft, just like you.
Fit: Relaxed, for that “I’m comfortable, but still look good” vibe.
Construction: Side-seamed for a flattering fit that won’t twist around like some cheapo tee.
Armholes: Wide and low-cut—perfect for showing off those guns (or just staying cool).
Sourced From: Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USA. So yeah, it’s been around.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste in irreverent clothing!
the ultimate choice for those moments of self-reflection… literally. It’s perfect for capturing that trippy “is this really happening?” vibe. With a structured fit and clean lines, it’s a conversation starter for when you’re feeling philosophical—or just very, very relaxed. Trendy? Absolutely. But you might be too chill to notice.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, because your skin deserves the good stuff.
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, but not flimsy.
Thread Count: 32 singles, so it’s smooth and soft, just like you.
Fit: Relaxed, for that “I’m comfortable, but still look good” vibe.
Construction: Side-seamed for a flattering fit that won’t twist around like some cheapo tee.
Armholes: Wide and low-cut—perfect for showing off those guns (or just staying cool).
Sourced From: Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USA. So yeah, it’s been around.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste in irreverent clothing!