High as Fuck premium t-shirt
the ultimate choice for those moments of self-reflection… literally. It’s perfect for capturing that trippy “is this really happening?” vibe. With a structured fit and clean lines, it’s a conversation starter for when you’re feeling philosophical—or just very, very relaxed. Trendy? Absolutely. But you might be too chill to notice.
Fabric: 100% combed cotton, because only the softest will do (Marles color is 85% cotton, 15% viscose, because it likes to be complicated).
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (150.25 g/m²)—a bit thicker, for when you want a tee that’s not afraid to stand up for itself.
Thread Count: 28 singles, meaning it’s smooth but durable.
Fit: Regular—because not every day is a skinny tee day.
Style: Classic crew neck, because some things just work.
Construction: Side-seamed with a ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping—basically built to keep its shape no matter how many times you throw it on.
Details: Double-needle topstitching on the sleeves and hem, because it’s all in the details.
Sourced From: Bangladesh, where quality meets craftsmanship.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste.
the ultimate choice for those moments of self-reflection… literally. It’s perfect for capturing that trippy “is this really happening?” vibe. With a structured fit and clean lines, it’s a conversation starter for when you’re feeling philosophical—or just very, very relaxed. Trendy? Absolutely. But you might be too chill to notice.
Fabric: 100% combed cotton, because only the softest will do (Marles color is 85% cotton, 15% viscose, because it likes to be complicated).
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (150.25 g/m²)—a bit thicker, for when you want a tee that’s not afraid to stand up for itself.
Thread Count: 28 singles, meaning it’s smooth but durable.
Fit: Regular—because not every day is a skinny tee day.
Style: Classic crew neck, because some things just work.
Construction: Side-seamed with a ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping—basically built to keep its shape no matter how many times you throw it on.
Details: Double-needle topstitching on the sleeves and hem, because it’s all in the details.
Sourced From: Bangladesh, where quality meets craftsmanship.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste.
the ultimate choice for those moments of self-reflection… literally. It’s perfect for capturing that trippy “is this really happening?” vibe. With a structured fit and clean lines, it’s a conversation starter for when you’re feeling philosophical—or just very, very relaxed. Trendy? Absolutely. But you might be too chill to notice.
Fabric: 100% combed cotton, because only the softest will do (Marles color is 85% cotton, 15% viscose, because it likes to be complicated).
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (150.25 g/m²)—a bit thicker, for when you want a tee that’s not afraid to stand up for itself.
Thread Count: 28 singles, meaning it’s smooth but durable.
Fit: Regular—because not every day is a skinny tee day.
Style: Classic crew neck, because some things just work.
Construction: Side-seamed with a ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping—basically built to keep its shape no matter how many times you throw it on.
Details: Double-needle topstitching on the sleeves and hem, because it’s all in the details.
Sourced From: Bangladesh, where quality meets craftsmanship.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste.