"Stole My Lighter" Unisex t-shirt
Perfect for when chaos is just your aesthetic. This shirt says, “I’m here for a good time, but I’m also watching you.” Structured fit, sharp lines, and a look that’s anything but subtle. Trendy? Sure. Intimidating? Absolutely.
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, because we believe in quality... most of the time (Heather colors got a little polyester mixed in, don’t judge).
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light enough to keep you cool, but not so flimsy you can see through it.
Pre-Shrunk: So it won’t turn into a crop top after one wash—unless you’re into that.
Construction: Side-seamed and reinforced at the shoulders, because we know you’re tough on your tees.
Origin: Sourced right here in the USA, for that “made with love (and less guilt)” vibe.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste in irreverent clothing!
Perfect for when chaos is just your aesthetic. This shirt says, “I’m here for a good time, but I’m also watching you.” Structured fit, sharp lines, and a look that’s anything but subtle. Trendy? Sure. Intimidating? Absolutely.
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, because we believe in quality... most of the time (Heather colors got a little polyester mixed in, don’t judge).
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light enough to keep you cool, but not so flimsy you can see through it.
Pre-Shrunk: So it won’t turn into a crop top after one wash—unless you’re into that.
Construction: Side-seamed and reinforced at the shoulders, because we know you’re tough on your tees.
Origin: Sourced right here in the USA, for that “made with love (and less guilt)” vibe.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste in irreverent clothing!
Perfect for when chaos is just your aesthetic. This shirt says, “I’m here for a good time, but I’m also watching you.” Structured fit, sharp lines, and a look that’s anything but subtle. Trendy? Sure. Intimidating? Absolutely.
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, because we believe in quality... most of the time (Heather colors got a little polyester mixed in, don’t judge).
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light enough to keep you cool, but not so flimsy you can see through it.
Pre-Shrunk: So it won’t turn into a crop top after one wash—unless you’re into that.
Construction: Side-seamed and reinforced at the shoulders, because we know you’re tough on your tees.
Origin: Sourced right here in the USA, for that “made with love (and less guilt)” vibe.
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste in irreverent clothing!