"Whatever you want" Unisex T
Meet the 100% cotton unisex classic tee—the shirt for when you think you’re agreeing but somehow still get it wrong. Featuring a couple in a painting where one says, “We can do whatever you want,” and the other dryly replies, “I don’t want that,” it’s perfect for capturing those relatable relationship moments. Structured fit, sharp lines, and effortlessly layered under your “I swear I’m listening” look.
Fabric: 100% cotton…except when it’s not (looking at you, Sport Grey and Ash Grey).
Weight: Light enough to keep you cool, heavy enough to remind you it’s not one of those flimsy fast-fashion tees.
Construction: Double seams at the sleeves and hem because durability matters, right?
Origin: Crafted globally from places like Honduras, Nicaragua, and Bangladesh (you know, the usual suspects).
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste.
Meet the 100% cotton unisex classic tee—the shirt for when you think you’re agreeing but somehow still get it wrong. Featuring a couple in a painting where one says, “We can do whatever you want,” and the other dryly replies, “I don’t want that,” it’s perfect for capturing those relatable relationship moments. Structured fit, sharp lines, and effortlessly layered under your “I swear I’m listening” look.
Fabric: 100% cotton…except when it’s not (looking at you, Sport Grey and Ash Grey).
Weight: Light enough to keep you cool, heavy enough to remind you it’s not one of those flimsy fast-fashion tees.
Construction: Double seams at the sleeves and hem because durability matters, right?
Origin: Crafted globally from places like Honduras, Nicaragua, and Bangladesh (you know, the usual suspects).
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste.
Meet the 100% cotton unisex classic tee—the shirt for when you think you’re agreeing but somehow still get it wrong. Featuring a couple in a painting where one says, “We can do whatever you want,” and the other dryly replies, “I don’t want that,” it’s perfect for capturing those relatable relationship moments. Structured fit, sharp lines, and effortlessly layered under your “I swear I’m listening” look.
Fabric: 100% cotton…except when it’s not (looking at you, Sport Grey and Ash Grey).
Weight: Light enough to keep you cool, heavy enough to remind you it’s not one of those flimsy fast-fashion tees.
Construction: Double seams at the sleeves and hem because durability matters, right?
Origin: Crafted globally from places like Honduras, Nicaragua, and Bangladesh (you know, the usual suspects).
By the way, we make each tee after you order it because we’re thoughtful like that. It might take a minute, but hey, you’re saving the world from overproduction one sarcastic tee at a time. So thanks for your patience and your taste.